dogparkmayor:

Steal His Look: Chief of Ferguson Police Department

Cashmere racist suede white t-shirt - 462.56$

Versace Limited Edition pig mask - 612.40$

All-purpose steel garbage can - 14.99$

newfoundgrace:

I T   I S   T I M E

cumleak:

it was thirst at first sight

ashestoashesjc:

i drink GATORADE to replenish my ELECTROLYTES so that i have the STAMINA to talk shit about nerds on the INTERNET 

Ummm excuse me, hi, first of all, you’re really pretty so how dare you. Second, I have a weird WOULD YOU RATHER you should answer! It’s Willy Wonka vs Harry Potter: Would you rather be blown up into a big fat blueberry (like Violet) and be rolled away OR have your body inflated into a big huge balloon and float away helplessly? (a la Aunt Marge) Bonus points if you add a Violet/Aunt Marge GIF to your answer :)
Anonymous

i’m having this really weird deja vu because i got this exact message word for word like a month ago and i have nO IDEA what’s going on

sometimes it takes me a few days to appreciate a selfie

sometimes it takes me a few days to appreciate a selfie

unlimitedgoats:

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.

apriki:

Palace of the Winds in Jaipur, India (x)